Funny English Misspellings

I went shopping again the other day, and this time I took pictures of some of the clothes with misspelled things, or strings of letters that just make no sense.

"Tanfastic Swoh"

"WTAHC TEH COLKC"

"challemyck be the mikaho your dreamro conne true that's wolec"

"The world weasked the DJ to play is record
tofu is a healthy food
my dream is to study abroad
medicines are mostly chemicals
spiders feed on small in sects"

I had a great time walking around, trying to figure out the shirts were TRYING to say.